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September 22, 2012

GRAND CAYMAN ISLAND:  Investigators working to uncovered new facts about Mitt Romney’s tax returns made several unusual discoveries.  According to Banco de Loop Hole’, which manages Mitt Romney’s offshore accounts, several public figures influenced the candidate’s approach to tax management.

During their search, a photograph of Mitt Romney, Bernie Madoff and Ken Lay was found in the files.

The bank’s president provided commentary on the photograph. “Let me tell you mon, those three white guys, they come down here with suitcases of cash, laughing all ja time, and stuffing security boxes with cash.  They’re drunk and hitting on da local women, it makes me sick, ja now what I’m sayin?”

Bernie Madoff acknowledged his involvement in what became known, among wealthy investors, as tax-junket trips to the Caribbean.  To avoid paying taxes, affluent Americans travel down to deposit cash in local Grand Cayman banks.

“Was I involved?  We went on…

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  1. September 22, 2012 4:16 am

    Reblogged this on Random Stuff55.

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