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What’s next Rmoney? Screens in submarines?

September 25, 2012

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“I appreciate the fact that she is on the ground, safe and sound. And I don’t think she knows just how worried some of us were,” Romney said. “When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous. And she was choking and rubbing her eyes. Fortunately, there was enough oxygen for the pilot and copilot to make a safe landing in Denver. But she’s safe and sound.”

I’m not making light of fires on planes and I’m glad that Mrs. Rmoney is OK. But can anyone really be that stupid?

Aside from the wonderment of why airplane windows don’t open, does he not realize what happens when you add oxygen to fire? I’m assuming there was no actual fire in the cabin, but there had to be one somewhere, or at least a potential one. Oh, wait. That’s science. Ooops. Sorry, I forgot who I was talking about and to.

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Or…Are there corners in the Oval Office?

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Yeah…that’s a puzzler Mittens.

I wonder. Did the same people pick this guy that picked Failin’ Palin for McCain?

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A few of the suggestions for new features on the Romney’s redesigned plane.

  •  It’s only capable of hard right turns
  •  Automatic pilot defaults directly to Grand Cayman Islands
  •  Oxygen for the 53%
  •  Fact Avoidance Radar
  •  Capable of flying several different directions at the same time
  •  Optional TSA vaginal ultrasound wanding on request
  •  Two words: Sun Roof
  •  Hidden compartments for undocumented servants
  • Straps for dog and horse carriers on roof of plane

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I swear. It’s getting hard to keep up with these guys.

Thanks for visiting.

Found another one.

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This has nothing to do with what Air Mitt said but maybe it could be the paint job for his plane.

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