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Rafael (Ted) Edward Cruz Officially Running For President. Pastor Hagee Predicts The End Of The World.

March 23, 2015

. Coincidence?

Ted Cruz Officially Starts Up The 2016 GOP Clown Car!

>snip< “He’s in, creepy smile and all.” >snip< “Here’s what we can expect for the foreseeable future. Fox News will take him very, very seriously, defending his Canadian birth as no big deal while forgetting that Barack Obama’s Hawaiian birth was also no big deal. CNN will hang on every word he says, while Chuck Todd takes him very, very seriously, because “official candidate.” Andrea Mitchell will explain carefully why Cruz suddenly has credibility in the foreign policy area, because as the only Republican candidate declared for 2016, we all need to hear what he has to say. In other words, brace yourself for the 2016 Clown Car, where the candidates aren’t as bad as the reporters covering them. Except, perhaps in Ted Cruz’ case.”


Meanwhile, back at the Crazy Ranch.

Pastor Hagee: ‘Blood Moon’ Eclipse On Tuesday Means End Of The World By 2015

Granted , he made the prediction in 2014 but coincidence…?

Or soothsayer?


“Pastor John Hagee is warning members of his megachurch to prepare for the end of the world because a “blood moon” eclipse on Tuesday is signaling that the End Times could be beginning.” >snip< “Is this the end of the age?” Hagee asked during a recent sermon, before quoting Acts 2:19-20: And I will show wonders in Heaven above and signs in the Earth beneath, the sun shall be turned into darkness and the moon into blood before the coming of the great and awesome day of the Lord.” “I believe that the heavens are God’s billboard, that he has been sending signals to planet Earth,” he explained. “God is literally screaming at the world, ‘I’m coming soon.'” Hagee predicted that the four eclipses were signaling a “world-shaking event that will happen between April 2014 and October 2015.” “God sends plant Earth a signal that something big is about to happen! He’s controlling the Sun and the moon right now to send our generation a signal, but the question is, are we getting it?”


I wonder if doomsayer preachers have a tin foil hat booth at the front door?


Maybe Rafael should have consulted with Hagee before his announcement or is Rafael part of the Armageddon?


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The soothsayer pic is Charlie Callas from the movie ‘History Of The World-Part One’. See it if you get a chance, it is a very funny movie.

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