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Things President Obama never said:

April 30, 2017



Because, you know, he’s not insane or stupid, like 45 is.


“I thought it would be easier.”

“I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”

“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose voters.”

“I think I’m almost too honest to be a politician.”

“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.”

“With the proper woman you don’t need Viagra.”

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”

“I will be so good at the military your head will spin.”

“This country is going to hell, we have people who don’t know what they are doing in Washington.”

“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”

“My style of doing things is fairly simple. I just push, push and push again what I want to achieve.”

“You have to think anyway, so why not think big?”

“Owning a great golf course gives you great power.”

“I know more than all the generals combined.”

“If she weren’t my daughter I’d date her.”

And of course, there is…

“You will get tired of winning.”




So, are you tired of winning yet?








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