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Rafael Edward Cruz Officially Running For President. Pastor Hagee Predicts The End Of The World.

March 23, 2015

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Coincidence?

Ted Cruz Officially Starts Up The 2016 GOP Clown Car!

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“He’s in, creepy smile and all.”

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“Here’s what we can expect for the foreseeable future. Fox News will take him very, very seriously, defending his Canadian birth as no big deal while forgetting that Barack Obama’s Hawaiian birth was also no big deal.

CNN will hang on every word he says, while Chuck Todd takes him very, very seriously, because “official candidate.”

Andrea Mitchell will explain carefully why Cruz suddenly has credibility in the foreign policy area, because as the only Republican candidate declared for 2016, we all need to hear what he has to say.

In other words, brace yourself for the 2016 Clown Car, where the candidates aren’t as bad as the reporters covering them. Except, perhaps in Ted Cruz’ case.”

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Meanwhile, back at the Crazy Ranch.

Pastor Hagee: ‘Blood Moon’ Eclipse On Tuesday Means End Of The World By 2015

Granted , he made the prediction in 2014 but coincidence…?

Or soothsayer?

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“Pastor John Hagee is warning members of his megachurch to prepare for the end of the world because a “blood moon” eclipse on Tuesday is signaling that the End Times could be beginning.”

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“Is this the end of the age?” Hagee asked during a recent sermon, before quoting Acts 2:19-20: And I will show wonders in Heaven above and signs in the Earth beneath, the sun shall be turned into darkness and the moon into blood before the coming of the great and awesome day of the Lord.”

“I believe that the heavens are God’s billboard, that he has been sending signals to planet Earth,” he explained. “God is literally screaming at the world, ‘I’m coming soon.'”

Hagee predicted that the four eclipses were signaling a “world-shaking event that will happen between April 2014 and October 2015.”

“God sends plant Earth a signal that something big is about to happen! He’s controlling the Sun and the moon right now to send our generation a signal, but the question is, are we getting it?”

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I wonder if doomsayer preachers have a tin foil hat booth at the front door?

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Maybe Rafael should have consulted with Hagee before his announcement or is Rafael part of the Armageddon?

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Update: You should also check out TedCruz.com and TedCruzforAmerica.com.

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The soothsayer pic is Charlie Callas from the movie ‘History Of The World-Part One’. See it if you get a chance, it is a very funny movie.

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This is what it looks like when an airplane slices through the clouds.

Republicans 2015, Nothing Has Changed, They’re Still Asshats

February 28, 2015

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What became of BULLIES

Dessert AmericanStyle

RETHUG..loyalty just a word

Rethug fake Scandal

Combat Joni

Cruz chairman-nasa-and-science

palin FUCK mICHAEL mOORE

FUCK YOU MITT

KKK Yes we Klan elephant

Clint-Eastwood-chair-talking

 

January 2015 In Review

January 29, 2015

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Trickle down doesn’t work.

elizabeth-warren-explains-the-failure-of-trickle-down

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The ISIS Threat

ISIS Threat to Arabs-Last American

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Threat to America ?????? He’s doing it wrong.

Obama 6 years later

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I can’t believe that reTHUGliCONS revere Reagan like they do.

James Garner on Reagan

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They are nothing if not consistent.

GUN NUTS FAI

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Nails it!

tom-harkin-sums-up-opposition-to-keystone-xl

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If you want to piss off someone on the right…

How to PISS OFF rethugs

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These criminals should be UNDER The Hague!

RETHUG-witness-protection-program

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Yup.

If my party attracted racists

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Speaking of crazy.

ILLEGAL ABORTIONS

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What people think of RETHUGS

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What Can We Do

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Jesus,Buddha and Muhammad walk into bar

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redneck word of week twerk

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And with that last one…

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The odd couple! Chihuahua puppy weighing less than 1lb becomes best friends with 130lb mastiff after meeting at rescue centre
Five-week-old Digby was found near death outside flats in north London
He was taken to RSCPA kennels – where he befriended nine-stone Nero
The huge Neapolitan Mastiff eats the weight of four Digbys every day

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2928796/The-odd-couple-Chihuahua-puppy-weighing-1lb-best-friends-130lb-mastiff-meeting-rescue-centre.html#ixzz3Q3m6L7VY

 

Worst. Socialist/President. Ever!!!!

January 2, 2015

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If a ‘white reTHUGliCON president’ did this, they would have already had him enshrined on Mt. Rushmore.

Worst Pres EVER2

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Worst Pres EVER1

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Worst Pres EVER3

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Worst Pres EVER4

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gop-guide-to-leadership-19-10-14

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So is he the ‘red’ or ‘black’, “Ant Christ”?

Obama AntChrist

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Worst Pres EVER5

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President Obama cannot be reduced to a footnote in history, nor can his first term be labeled a mistake. His legacy is now secure.

And that’s what gets the sheets of the teabaggers, OxyRush Limbaugh, Shammity, Fox’s token, Herman Shame and reTHUGliCONS in such a twist.

REthugs before Obama

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John Cleese explains Fox “News” (One Minute Video)

January 2, 2015

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A Tea Party Family Thanksgiving Reunion. (2014)

November 29, 2014

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A tribute to the white trash teabaggers that attended the last Nascar race of the year at Homestead Florida, and the (lack of) respect they gave Michelle Obama, Jill Biden and Army Sargent Andrew Barry who was wounded during his tour in Iraq and Afghanistan. They were there promoting their charity, Joining Forces, a charity started by them to increase support  and opportunities for those serving in the military and their families.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/first-lady-michelle-obama-booed-at-nascar-race/

But it wouldn’t be the first time that teabaggers have booed a soldier.

Stephen Hill, a gay US soldier.

I originally made this post was in 2012 after the last Nascar race of the season in Daytona. That’s when the events above happened. Kind of pissed me off. Still does.

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I POST THIS WITH ALL THE RESPECT THAT THE TEABAGGERS DESERVE.

Rack o HotDogs

They even had their pick of a second main course.

Creamed Possum

HOME SWEET HOME

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SOME CAME BY LIMO (after stopping for appetizers and dessert, beef jerky and red licorice whips)

red-neck-limousine1

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A PROUD MOTHER-TO-BE SHOWS OFF HER LATEST TATTOO

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HOPES TO MEET WIFE AT THIS YEARS FAMILY REUNION.

Looks like this could be a match made in teabagger heaven!

redneck girl

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PROUD MOTHER AND TWO BROTHERS

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GRANDMA CAME TO SAY THE THANKSGIVING PRAYER.

LAST YEARS KING AND QUEEN

THIS YEARS KING AND QUEEN

ALL THE MEN GOT A HAT.

AND EVERYONE GOT A SHIRT

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Lasha Pataraia pulls an eight-ton truck with his ear during a test event in Rustavi outside Tbilisi November 14, 2012. The 32-year-old sportsman will attempt to break a record registered by the Guinness Book of World Records by the end of the month, according to organizers. REUTERS/David Mdzinarishvili

 

We Thank Jesus For This Food

November 27, 2014

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